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Question: What say to the poem, "Snidely Gets His Just Due, Long Overdue"!?
Serendipity of skies' playground!.
*Tuesday, and no SLAP!?*
Tenacious grip of clouds' realities!.!.!.
Tumbles blues closer into complete!.!.!.
WILL-YA-SHUT-IT-UP!!!!
Thought I'd get away with
POETRY this morning, rooster!!!
TOO-DOODLE-EARLY-FOR-NASTY-WORDS!!!
You're right, as always, beloved rooster!!!
I-AM!?!?!? DOODLE-THAT-ONE-ON-THE-BOOKS!!!
I'm sorry for all the poetry this
Early, won't happen again, promise!!!
OMG-CORKLE-DEEDLY-DEE!!!!
FREE-WE'RE-FREE-FROM-DOODLE-WORDS!!!
*falls off perch, legs in air, shaking
With joy!. Gurgling happily*
Can I pet you and smooth your
Feathers so shiny, gorgeous rooster!?
GO-DOODLE-RIGHT-AHEAD-I-AM-PETTABLE!!!
I'll start with your magnificently combed
Head, then!.!.!.WATCH-MY-MAGNIFICENT-COMB!!!!
I won't touch your comb!.!.!.!.
That's a nice rooster, now turn your
Head sideways!.!.!.that's it!.!.!.good boy!!!
WHATCHA-DOING-WITH-MY-EARS!?!?!?!?
Nothing that shouldn't have been done
BEFORE!!!!!
I-CAN'T-HEAR!!! WHAT-DID-YOU-DOODLE-DOOOOO!?!?!?!?
Earplugs!.!.!.earplugs!.!.!.!.
I-CAN'T-HEAR-YOU!!!!
All the better, ya blasted pile of feathers!!!
Now crow!!!
*silence*
Now, as I was saying!.!.!.!.
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses
Can I pet you and smooth your feathers!?!?!?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I bin out to the chicken run!. I grabbed me a chicken and I seached 'er from 'ead to toe!.!.!.!.!.I carnt find eny yers!. You'm lying me wench!. Snideley ent go no yers unless cocks 'ave 'em and 'ens dunt!.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to type when your body is shaking violently from a massive case of snidely giggles!. Loved your poem of the morning, and may your day be filled with happiness and good cheer!. I'll have a bit of good cheer myself when I get home from work this evening!.
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dag-nab-it-all,,, woke up as a grump this morning, bad hair day and all,,, the pay back of the universe for having a good Monday I suppose!.
Not a grump any longer this fine morn,,, my ruffled feathers now smoothed from this magical bit of verse evoking visualizations of delight!.
Thank you, thank you!.
It's gonna a wonderful day in the neighborhood!.
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Good Morning!!,,,To you & Crew ,,,I picture Snidely crying,,,Fowl!!!,,, Fowl!!!,,,As now He is staggering around the yard like he's drunk,,, equilibrium way off base,,,,Ear-plugs plugs ears,,, A walkin',, squakin',, deafly,, drunkin',,,fedder duster,,,,
Happy Tuesday,,,,,,,Www@QuestionHome@Com
I don't know why, but there is a hidden dimension here, found in the last line : Can I pet you and smooth your feathers!?!?!?
it is part of the poem isn't it !?
very well done, as usual!Www@QuestionHome@Com
This is just pure, unadulterated FUN!!!
Thanks for the belly laugh, I so needed it, hmm, wonder
if that would work on my neighbors real roosters!.
Now what did I do with my coffee!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wicked! Plugged him when he wasn't looking, Lol!
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GM!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Your poems, whether serious or in jest, always smooth my frenetic feathers and my soul!.
Good Morning to you and that poetic rooster!Www@QuestionHome@Com
My rib has rebroken yet again! Good morning and would you kindly send Snidely to peck at spell chick, she's aggravating me again!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Thank-you for the wonderful great ' and funny poem this morning' as I needed a good smile and chuckle so badly!.!.Nice as always!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
This is another ENF Mad Scientist masterpiece!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
The adventures of Snidely seem endless, will he ever learn!.
GM!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You've found the perfect solution! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good Morning !!!!
Where's the coffee!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Even in the throws of silliness it shows!.!.!.!.The gift you have is the gift you share!.!.BRB, must change pants!.!.!.!.(HA)Www@QuestionHome@Com
This is better than a fresh cup of coffee, toast and big fluffy blanket!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I like fried chicken, that is if he gets to loud!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Chickens' got ears!? I thought they had lips!.
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My feathers are all messed up!. It will take a long time to smooth them!. LOL!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
Earplugs in a rooster! lol To bad we can't cork a few other 'roosters' when needed! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wow!.!. Someday I hope to be a good as you!. You are a true wordsmith!. Thanks for brightening my day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Just wanted to say hi to the nice rooster! lol, very well then you have a good day too!Www@QuestionHome@Com
WOW, The Rooster Does it For Me!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Hmmmmmmpf!!!!
You've stripped me of my feathers!.!.!.!.
so!.!.!.!.!.
I'm gonna crawl under yer quilt!.!.!.
and I'll poop on yer pillow too !!!
Broomstik Hilda came back from the grave!.!.!.
to claim her lotto winnings!.!.!.
She wants to help the homeless!.!.!.
It wasn't her they found in Ramsey Park!.!.!.
but someone who stole her purse!.!.!.
It became evident when they did an autopsy!.!.!.
and!.!.!.
found out she was a he!.!.!.
Now she bought a condo in Trump Tower!.!.!.
and she hasn't stopped shopping since!.
Kinda brings a whole new meaning to!.!.!.
Bag Lady !!!!
Don't pet me!.!.!.it hurts !!!
Coffee Time !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com