How big was the biggest crap you've ever taken?

Question:Alright, i just came back from an all you can eat buffet...and, i swear, i took the biggest dump ever. It was a huge log, about the thickness of my wrist, and 1 foot long.

It would not even flush down. We had to cut it up into smaller chunks with a long stick so it would fit.

So i was just wondering...has anyone else ever concocted anything that colossal?

Dont be shy...i'd also like some ladies to answer. g'day

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Alright, i just came back from an all you can eat buffet...and, i swear, i took the biggest dump ever. It was a huge log, about the thickness of my wrist, and 1 foot long.

It would not even flush down. We had to cut it up into smaller chunks with a long stick so it would fit.

So i was just wondering...has anyone else ever concocted anything that colossal?

Dont be shy...i'd also like some ladies to answer. g'day

Mine was at least 35 courics

Bono is still the biggest peice of crap EVER even though hes only 80 courics

I had a huge one once....named it clown

yea it looked like you it even had a red beanie and a gap between its teeth

iv'e had one wrap all the way around the bowl hurt like hell i like to go into wall mart a take a healthy one and leave it and wright the phantom crapper was hear and go wipe in the other stall

I stopped weighing my turds when I was 12.

Obviously you have been watching South Park. You said "we" so I assume you have to show the world your feces. I have never paid attention to the size of mine and I have never felt the need to share them with anyone --well maybe I did while being toliet trained. I guess just like the women on South Park--I don't get it!

my log stuck outa the water. it went from inside the hole at the bottom of the toilet and all the way up and out of the water about an inch or so

oh sh!t wait i think one time i had a turd that was like the shape of a heart it was so awesome or was it the shape of an S ??? i dont remember but it was long and it had some sort of a shape to it