I wrote it!. It's called "I used to use my leftover Canadian dollars as toilet paper"!. I think it is one of the top two or three poems written by anyone this year in the whole world!. Strap yourself to your seat, because here comes the poem:
I used to use my leftover Canadian dollars for toilet paper
So colorful and absorbant
I would drive up to Canada from the USA
So happy and elated
I would come home from my trip with annoying Canadian dollars in my pocket
Multicolored flowers with pictures of Kings and Queens
The US dollar - Canadian dollar exchange rate so in favor of USA
I would use my left over Canadian currency as toilet paper
Saving so much!
So much cheaper than real toilet paper!
But then the exchange rate changed!
So scary and so fast!
Canadians thought they have finally arrived on the world scene
The US dollar and the Canadian dollar almost had equal value
But then the exchange rate changed back!
So quickly and so happily!
Smiling with patriotic glee
Now the Canadian dollar is worthless again
And more toilet paper is had by all Americans who return from Canada
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