What do you think of Snidely gets a wake-up call morning pome?

Question: What do you think of Snidely gets a wake-up call morning pome!?

Cat's fishing things
Out my purse!.!.!.
Coffee pot is a'shoutin!
I just answered it!!

Good Morning, starshine!
The Earth says 'hello!!!'
You twinkle above it!.!.!.
We twinkle below!.!.!.

Snidely! You twinkling
This morning!?!?!?
corkle!.!.!.you 10 minutes
early, corngiver!!!

What's your clock say, ya
Blasted Rooster!?
IT-DON'T-TALK!!!!
Oh yes, it does!.!.!.!.it/me

Says: WAKE-UP-AND-GIT-WITH-THE-MORNING!!!
CLOCKS-SAY-TICK-TOCK!!!!
Thought your clock didn't
Talk!.!.!.!.liar, liar!.!.!.!.

BUT-I-DOOOOODLE!!!
HA!! More than one way to
Git you to do your
Job!!!! Aggravate ya feathers

Till you DOODLE!!!!
SSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!-LOUD-MOUTH!!!!
Mama hen is setting
And sleeping!.!.!.you'll wake

The eggs, uh, lil chicks!!!
19 days left, Rooster!!!
And I'm checkin their DNA!!!
There's a gorgeous rooster

In there that would be a
Fine Big Daddy!!!!
WHERE!?-AIN'T-NO-BETTERN-IN-HERE!!!!!
heheheheheeeeeee!.!.!.!.

Just wait!

Good Morning! GoodMorning!
Ya'llses!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I could not just read this, I had to be in the room with you!. You would not have seen me for I was hovering above you taking it all in and trying not to laugh!. Your home must be a comedy of unusual events which can only be appreciated by a third party!.
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The best verse!? I would say the second one!. Only kidding!.
Good morning!.!.!.and for once it is morning here!.!.!.how did that happen!?
9!.30 am - the sun is shining on the block of flats (apartments) opposite, the sky is blue with streaky cirrus clouds, I'm just off to my Line Dancing lessons!.!.!.!.I'm an old lady now and I've got to prepare myself for life in a retirement home one day!.
But, I'm still in my jim-jams (pyjamas)!.!.!.and on my third coffee!.
You are mellowing!.!.!.Snidely appears to be unharmed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Competition is healthy!. Snidely should welcome the challenge!. But, for his sake, I hope it ain't that RAD Rooster that was strutting his stuff around here!. That corker got a beak on him!.!.!.He could unscrew up a fictionary, rebind it and crow out a spiterary blasterpiece!. HEY, why !.!.wait!.!.!.you sure got purty finger nails!.!.!.there sharp too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're right, it doesn't get any better than this! Snidely is doing well!. It's 4:00 AM here in NY, I'm on my second cup of coffee and enjoying the antics of the King of the roost!. Hope that DNA test comes out positive!

Good Morning to you and to that gorgeous rooster!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

When did you visit Charlies Chocolate Factory!? And you didn't invite us!
Corngiver, Snidely, Tennessee, what better way to start the day!.
Thanks so much for the chuckle!. Have a great day, Elys!.

Coffee, coffee, where are you!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning Y'All!
Watched the kiddies film Racing Stripes with the children yesterday on DVD and couldn't help thinking of the rooster as Snidely!
See what you've done!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Not bad!.!.!.

I could actually "hear it," you did so well on the dialogue!.!.!.

God help your pussycat, though!.!.!.(just kidding)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Daddy hood must agree with Snidely!. He's seems more friendly and calm of late!. I can't wait to see him braiding his little girls' tail feather
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Good Morning, Good Morning! I loved the Starshine reference!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

elys quotes Oliver - how incongruous is that!?!? Wonderful as always, E!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Looks like that hen got around! Six dads!.!.!.must be some boudoir she's got going!. Lady Marmalade playing in the background too I bet!. lol GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Snidely will be a proud papa!. Six daddy's!? My oh my, she certainly gets around! Good Monday Morn!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

monday, monday morn to you and the critters!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Snidely didn't do well in the last debate with the chick!. I recon he doesn't like such crow(ed), wondering how the roost-roost debate is gonna be!. If the DNA was positive, the old roost 'd hand it over to the chick, and she 'd be the Commander in Chief!.
If you really wanna be nice to Snidely, tell him to get hold of himself!. The chick he is messing with 'd make him either High or Low-'n-sky grounds!.
I'm not high or any thing, its the effect of your poem on my brains!.I think I need a cup of coffee!? Thanks for the laugh! Good morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's ALL Tennessee's fault!.

The chicks will look like her, she wants to be the Mommy!!!
She's been sneekin in and out of the hen house for 6 weeks!.
I couldn't stand her slobbering chicanery and sandpaper tongue so I been sleepin with the dog!.

Great Dane as she is, she keeps me warm and doesn't slobber!.
While the wolf and the hens are gonna have chicks, the Great Dane and I are gonna have puppies!.
They'll be soooooo cute !!!!

Got Morgen !!!
Kaffee's ready !!!!
Swoon On Blue Moon!.!.!.!.!.

I Da Rooster !!!

YA!!!!

Tennessee can come to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, she'll love The Great White North in the winter time!. She can run and play in the snow!.
Just tie her tongue down tho'!.!.!.!.!.!.slobbery kisses!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com