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I never wrote a poem about baseball before!. Is this okay!?
by Elaine P
Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemartians!.
Welcome to our first World Series game in
our brand new stadium,
the Isaac Asimov Memorial Dome!.
I am your announcer, M!. M!. Pavlov!.
There’s the Home Team, the Arachnoids,
coming onto the field!.
Let me introduce them to you, just in case
someone here is living on Planet Earth!.
Number 1, that extraordinary Pitcher--TD Euwaite
Number 2, the talented woman who has to catch it all--Sheryl
Number 3, First Base--Elysabeth
Number 4, Second Base--Elaine
Number 5,Third Base--Christine
Our amazing Catfielders are:
Number 6, Shortstop--George
Number 7, Left Field--Gracie
Number 8 Center Field--Leon
Number 9, Right Field--Felix
Oh, and there’s our Mascat, Whoopee!.
And last, but not least, our batbunnies, Scottie and Lottie!.
Let’s hope all of them will have nine lives!.
All right now, let’s play baaaall!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Well, it might be okay, but you'll have to ask one of the three people that know what the hell you're talking aboutWww@QuestionHome@Com
I'm glad Gracie won't feel out of place! OK, now, everyone sing!.!.!.
Take me out to the ball game
take me out to the park
Buy me some kibble and peanuts, too
But no catnip whatever you do!
A wonderful write, Elaine! Jellz, remind me not to read your answers with a mouthful of iced coffee! I'll be cleaning this monitor for a month!Www@QuestionHome@Com
A fitting tribute to the grand game of baseball you are all playing!. And the tribue to the cats and the wonderful bunnies!. Definitely hope the bunnies have nine lives!. So, does this stadium have peanuts or do I have to find them somewhere else!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Did you know, back in the days of the Kansas City Athletics (before they moved to Oakland), Charley Finley installed a mechanical rabbit that popped out of the ground to deliver new baseballs to the umpire!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Scotty & Lottie can't travel without their manager!.!.!.I'm packing a bag!
Uh!.!.!.!.!.Where's the beer vendor!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
That's a Home Run if ever there was ! Diamonds to you poet!.
No contest, I think you have a winner right there!.
Was it Babe Ruth who said of basball!.!.!.!.!.!."Life's a pitch and then you dive"!. !?
Number 2 is the all star! And I haven't even met her! P!.S!. shortstop is technically part of the infield!. A fun poem to read!. Are you playing the Mudhens or the Venus Flies!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
The bases are loaded, Elaine is up to bat!. Can she hit this poem out of the ballpark!? She swings and!.!.!.!.homerun!Www@QuestionHome@Com
And the Carl Sagan commissary !.!.!. Most enjoyable and fun read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well done Elaine!.!.!.!.!.we have the
right team to play!
but where is jay!? hahahaWww@QuestionHome@Com
Nice!.!.!.Very nice !!! !.!.!.!.And the Umpire today at Home Plate!.!.!.!.!.!. Rooster Snidely!.!.!.Let the Games begin!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com