What is a great humorous 45 second monologue for a female.?

Question: What is a great humorous 45 second monologue for a female!.!?

I am auditioning for my high school play!. The audition calls for a 30-45 second humorous monologue!. (If it's longer than that that's okay) I just really would like to land a good role and I can't seem to find a good monologue!. PLEASE HELP!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

30 seconds huh!?
"Guy walks into a bar !.!.!."
"Ow! That hurts!"
"Guys can be so !.!.!."
(take it from there !.!.!.)
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