A good audition monologue for females.?

Question:ohk i need a funny up to date monologue thats 1 - 2 minutes long for a female 13 (turning 14! =P) year old. i just have this audition so i need it as soon as possible so i can practice . thanks to anyone who answers!

<311blackroses<3

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: ohk i need a funny up to date monologue thats 1 - 2 minutes long for a female 13 (turning 14! =P) year old. i just have this audition so i need it as soon as possible so i can practice . thanks to anyone who answers!

<311blackroses<3

http://www.actorpoint.com/free_monologue...

i did this monologue last year in my 8th grade theatre class; I got a great response. The only downfall? It's really long. But, it is easily shortened.