Is their an orchestra that needs a first rate gazoo player? It has been my dream

Question:gazoo with the London Philharmonic Orchestra. How much do gazoo players get paid?

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We aren't the London Philharmonic but we do have an opening for a second kazoo player with the likelihood of first kazoo being open within the next month. 1st kazooist has come down with BLS (Buzzy Lip Syndrome) and has been advised by her physician to take a leave of absence. Please submit your resume to:
The Lone Butte Baby Ducks Orchestral
Society. Attn: Mr. Rolf Harris, conducktor.

I think you mean a Kazoo, which is a toy musical instrument with a membrane that produces a buzzing sound when a player hums or sings into the mouthpiece.

I think the conductor of the London Philharmonic might like to stick a trombone slide up your kazoo.

the Great Gazoo, is auditioning for great Kazoo players. You will need to obtain an entree form and pay for entree fees . They are quite costly as I understand but, keep in mind that a Great Gazoo on your shoulder will bring you good luck

The All Bagpipe and Didgeridoo Orchestra is now opening up to include Kazooists, Lip-Whistlers and Resonant-Hummers.

I am a member and play wax paper and comb. You can sit next to me. For some reason the concert venue walls are padded (acoustics?) and the audience is made up of these people in white coats. They seem to express their appreciation by poking me with needles.

It would be a dream of mine just to sit in the audience and listen to the London Symphony Orchestra but since that's nearly impossible, you can be seated between Lefty and me. I play the Oatmeal Box Drum and Rubber band guitar(rubber band placed over two fingers and plinked).

i don't know that number, does the london philharmonic even play it. can you hum a few lines?
good ones get paid up the whazzoo.

i prefer the jaws harp myself, but to each his own. ah, Beethoven's ninth on the jaws harp. god listens.