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Position:Home>Genealogy> Am I adopted ?Question: Am I adopted ?
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Ask your mom for the birth certificate from the hospital with your little footprints on it. If she can produce it, you're not adopted. If she can't, put her through the Spanish Inquisition until she breaks and admits you're adopted from a roaming gypsy who sold you for $37 and a warm meal. Then go out and find your gypsy mother and beg her forgiveness for not costing more. |